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Butts charged with stealing toilet paper

Posted: Tue 2007 Jun 12 16:32 EDT
by Amonet
Butts charged with stealing toilet paper Mon Jun 11, 6:40 PM ET



Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.

"She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face."

Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said.

Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, Walker said.

Butts insisted it was the first time she'd pilfered toilet paper, but she declined to answer further questions on her attorney's advice.

The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemeanor, normally carries a sentence of less than a year in jail. But Butts could face more time if convicted under the state's habitual offender law because she has prior theft convictions.

Walker did not know why Butts was at the courthouse, but said that she did not work there.

Posted: Wed 2007 Jun 13 01:33 EDT
by Enishi
lol wtf

Posted: Wed 2007 Jun 13 12:42 EDT
by Amonet
Hey.. when you gotta go, you gotta go!! And gotta have some T.P. for your bung hole!

Posted: Wed 2007 Jun 13 16:16 EDT
by Dchaos
Amonet wrote:Hey.. when you gotta go, you gotta go!! And gotta have some T.P. for your bung hole!
lmao amo

Posted: Fri 2007 Jun 15 04:57 EDT
by Drakkan
The funniest thing about this is that the woman didn't even work at the courthouse!