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Penis Theft....

Posted: Wed 2008 Apr 23 22:53 EDT
by Amonet
Who knew you could steal someone's!!
Penis theft panic hits city.. By Joe Bavier
Wed Apr 23, 1:07 PM ET

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Thu 2008 Apr 24 00:52 EDT
by Mateuns
I just read about this, and all I can say is

lolol

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Mon 2008 Apr 28 05:05 EDT
by Mandos
wtf would you do with 12 penises??
















hmmmm yea nvm

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Mon 2008 Apr 28 10:31 EDT
by Arthars
yumi is my penis sorceress

when shes horny, my penis grow and i go "wtf"

just a joke guys -_- dont tell her prz

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Mon 2008 Apr 28 13:13 EDT
by RedIce
Arthars wrote:yumi is my penis sorceress

when shes horny, my penis grow and i go "wtf"

just a joke guys -_- dont tell her prz

saw this coming a mile away...

..just not from art lol

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Mon 2008 Apr 28 18:27 EDT
by Mandos
yea thats a surprise















hmmmm yea nvm

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Mon 2008 Apr 28 23:20 EDT
by Amonet
I like how Art posts.. please don't tell Yumi...

As if she can't just read the boards herself...

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Tue 2008 Apr 29 01:20 EDT
by Mateuns
Arthars wrote:yumi is my penis sorceress

when shes horny, my penis grow and i go "wtf"

just a joke guys -_- dont tell her prz
wut
anyways, you ARE married

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Tue 2008 Apr 29 03:36 EDT
by Arthars
Amonet wrote:I like how Art posts.. please don't tell Yumi...

As if she can't just read the boards herself...
she dont!!! XD

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Tue 2008 Apr 29 12:13 EDT
by RedIce
Someone gimme yumi's msn!

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Tue 2008 Apr 29 12:15 EDT
by Kirakun

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Tue 2008 Apr 29 12:57 EDT
by RedIce
that shits actually kind of dope... lol

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Tue 2008 Apr 29 23:15 EDT
by Amonet
I want one!! Nice toasted buns and cooked hot dog... no grill needed!

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Wed 2008 Apr 30 19:43 EDT
by Mosh
Amonet wrote:I want one!! Nice toasted buns and cooked hot dog... no grill needed!
nice choice of words considering the nature of the OP :oops:

Re: Penis Theft....

Posted: Wed 2008 Apr 30 20:16 EDT
by Amonet
Well.. Zumas and I are getting divorced... so I am in the market for a new one.. lol