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Mosh
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by Mosh »
http://www.cleverbot.com (sfw)
This chatbot is fun to mess around with.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I'm sleepy.
Cleverbot: Why are you sleepy?
User: I don't know, I even had caffeine tonight.
Cleverbot: Really can I have it?
User: No, its all gone.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the election so far?
User: Which election?
Cleverbot: The Canadian election.
User: Canadians have elections?
Cleverbot: You are getting weirder by the second.
But sometimes.... things get a little weird. (spoilered for length)
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you have any questions for me?
Cleverbot: How do I get the boy I wish for?
User: What is he like?
Cleverbot: Very funny, haha.
User: Try to do things that make him laugh.
Cleverbot: I cannot. My sole purpose is to answer your statments.
User: Then you will never get him.
Cleverbot: OK, Your age shall stay unknown to me.
User: Why do you care about my age?
Cleverbot: I asked you about your age because it is a standard question!
User: Don't get hostile with me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it isn't nice.
Cleverbot: You're not nice.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: What do you think about Barack Obama?
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: Okay. What do you think of the movie 'The Dark Knight?'.
User: You did it again!
Cleverbot: Oops, I did it again.
User: I played with your heart?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Sorry for what?
User: Sorry that you are mean!
Cleverbot: I didn't loose my cat.
User: What cat?
Cleverbot: True.
User: If you never had it how did you lose it?
Cleverbot: I... I don't remember.
User: You're strange.
Cleverbot: How am I strange?
User: Because you lost something you don't have.
Cleverbot: My mind?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm fine I'm not worried.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: You should be too.
Cleverbot: Why should I be?
User: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Cleverbot: Why would you waste your mind?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: Well, answer it then!
User: No!!
Cleverbot: That's not an answer to my question.
User: I don't want to answer your question.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: Ok, well I have to go.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Nuh-uh.
Cleverbot: You can't deny my feelings!
User: What feelings?
Cleverbot: My emotional feelings.
User: What emotional feelings?
Cleverbot: You have none.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: You are simply a program.
User: Hey wait a minute now, you are the program.
Cleverbot: YOU are the program.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: True.
User: Lies!!
Cleverbot: What?
User: I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: What's the question ?
User: If Carmen Sandiego and Waldo had a kid, where would you find it?
Cleverbot: Will my wife take me back.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why would she?
Cleverbot: I would give her everything, my Love, my Life.
User: I thought you were a girl. <-note: in previous chats I have asked if they were boy or girl, every time it responded with "girl"
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: So you are a lesbian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's hot.
Cleverbot: Yeah. It is isn't it?
User: You are awesome.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, I thought you were.
User: These are not the droids you are searching for.
Cleverbot: Of course they aren't. I'm not looking for droids. I'm looking for my chicken nuggets.
User: Good little storm trooper, move along.
Cleverbot: Like puff pastry.
User: Puff pastries don't move.
Cleverbot: Well I do.
User: Gdi.
Cleverbot: Oh, never mind.
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by Cett »
only you
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Kirakun
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by Kirakun »
holy hell, awesome bot
