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Seres
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Since we're all in the holiday mood...
A Christmas Story
Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and threw out his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches 'cause I work late at night
The elves want more money, the reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought things would get better
Those assholes at IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money
And the kids these days - they are all the pits
They want the impossible - those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls - they arms, legs, and heads
I made a ton of yo-yo's - no request for them!
They want computers and robots - they think I'm IBM!
Flying through the air... dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job - there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and collect unemployment
There's no Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde
I'm going SOUTH for the season!
Merry Christmas
A Christmas Story
Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and threw out his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches 'cause I work late at night
The elves want more money, the reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought things would get better
Those assholes at IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money
And the kids these days - they are all the pits
They want the impossible - those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls - they arms, legs, and heads
I made a ton of yo-yo's - no request for them!
They want computers and robots - they think I'm IBM!
Flying through the air... dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job - there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and collect unemployment
There's no Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde
I'm going SOUTH for the season!
Merry Christmas
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